Friday, December 5, 2008

Overdrive, we're going life or death

Sonofabitch.

I just cleared off the top of my growing box of comics to reveal about 30 or so comics that I obtained within the past 2 months that I haven't read. Not to make that sound like a chore; I was just overwhelmed with how much I have to read. And I'm still missing quite a few comics to complete my collection (if anyone has Immortal Iron fist #2-12 or any Silver Surfer comics, allow me to purchase them from you).

In other news, anyone who has yet to pick up an issue of Deadpool's newest series, you aren't too late to start (issue #5 comes out this month). He's funnier than your dad's lame puns and more action-packed than a can of Powerthirst. And if you can get a hold of the first 4 issues, prepare to enjoy the hilarity of the world's greatest assassin tricking a countless number of Super Skrulls into killing themselves.

Eliminating the need for a "Currently listening to" section at the bottom of each post, I conveniently put up my Last.fm recent plays on the refridgerator for everybody to see (to your right).

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Ask, and you shall receive, TJ.

2 comments:

curiously caitlin said...

I'm so proud of you for being tech savvy

TJ said...

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Thanks for the pluggz